I know, I know...

Let's get it right out in the open -- I suck. I've hardly posted over the last year, and for that I apologize. I'll try to be better, I promise... and not in an Ike Turner "baby, I mean it" way, but for reals. Guess you'll only know by tuning in, huh?

So where to start? Ok, for the last year or so we've been living in Los Feliz, which while very pretty, is pretty boring. Yes, celebs live there, but no, I didn't really see them. Ok, save for that one Adrien Grenier sighting at my Albertson's. But did I see Kiefer Sutherland bar-hopping on Hillhurst? Nope. Not once. Did I see David Lynch at the really cool open-air wine bar 2 blocks from my apt? Nope. And don't think I didn't peek in every time I walked by, either. So anyway, we've moved back to Hollywierd, and it's on babies, it's on. David likes to take Jack to our local Ralph's on Sunset for people-watching. Seriously, it's the hipster grocery store. I'm perenially underdressed when I go there. I also don't think I'm quite cool enough to frequent my local Starbucks. Or skinny enough. Thank god I'm pregnant and I have an excuse to not wear skinny jeans. Dang.

I'm seeing celebs all the time now, and every time, I'm thinking of my poor bloggies not getting the scoop. So let's see if I can recall a few... My OB's office is always good for a few character actresses... so far I've seen one chick from a couple of CSI's (remember the one where the chick was basically a vampire, freeze-drying body parts and making them into shakes? she's pretty awesome), and a chick I really dig who's done pretty much every Law & Order (she's a redhead... always plays bitches... I'm sure that narrows it down). I also saw the other hot chick from "Mulholland Drive" the last time I was there. I'm certain I could come up with names for you, but seeing how I saw these nice ladies in my OB office, I should probably afford them a modicum of privacy. Probably blew that part already. Sorry.

Our Christmas trip to Indiana was awesome, but got off to a slow start. Due to a storm in New Mexico, we had a 5-hour layover in Las Vegas... which got us into Indy at the crack of 5:30am. Ugh. We did share the plane ride with Megan Cavanagh (Marla Hooch in "A League of Their Own" and a righteously funny character actress), and she was very entertained by Mr. Jack. She was really nice so early in the am, and unfortunately still had an hour drive ahead of her to Bloomington. Thank goodness we booked a hotel room across the street from the airport. Yay us.

Man, I know I'm forgetting a bunch... that's what I get for not logging on enough. Grrr... Oh well, I'll update more as I remember. Or see folks, as I am wont to do on a more regular basis nowadays.

Since I made it home from Indiana still pregnant (unlike last time, as I'm sure you all will recall), it looks like I'll actually deliver this child at Cedars Sinai. Unlike last time, though, I don't know of any celebs due the same time as me... we'll see what happens. ;)

I have several pics to upload, so I'll do that separately...

Until then, namaste folks, namaste...