MySpace can't deal.

This is my friend Bert at his old job. He's the guy looking bored. He is bored. Even porn can be boring...

People who have seen my movie...

I know for a fact these people have seen my movie: Rob Zombie, Ian Astbury, Tom Green, Paul Stanley and Diamond Dallas Page. I'm a fucking rock star.

Well, maybe not, but let's pretend, shall we?

oh yeah, this pic again ;)