Again, Only in Hollywierd...

This is as close as I could get to (seriously) "L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology Winter Wonderland" on Hollywood Blvd. without the creepy ones trying to force their "personality test" on me. We soooo wanted to take the baby to see the Scientology Santa, but we were afraid of all the Thetans...

Randomness

Just Because

I love this little guy. He's not so sure about you.

ComiCon San Diego

David cooling off in the fountain...

The San Diego Convention Center by night... oooh, aaahhhh...

Yup, Edward James Olmos. Booya.

The crazy Maniacs take on yet another convention... Do we look tired and hot and over it? Cuz we kinda are.... ;)

myspace crap

Oh hellllllls no

This is so bad, it's awesome. Don't stare directly at it - it'll melt ya. It's hot like the sun.

Big in Japan... errr, Russia

Coming to 122 Russian theatres June 22nd... and busses, and billboards, and television ads, and who knows what else?!? Somebody get me to Moscow!!

Aquaman shops at Albertson's

Just ran out to finish cleaning the clearance-priced baby food off my local Albertson's shelves, and who should I see, but Aquaman himself, doin a little grocery shopping. That's Adrian Grenier from HBO's Entourage, for those of you who didn't get it before. Let me just say, the boy is skiiiiiiiny, and has some big ole hair.

That's it, just thought you should know. No, no thanks necessary - it's my job. ;)

Did I mention...

Did I forget to mention I met Judd Nelson and Bill Paxton at the 15th anniversary screening of "The Dark Backward"? Well, I did. Nyah. ;)

This is an unfortunate picture of me. Look at Bill. Looooook at Bill. Think of "Twister." Or how much you dig "Big Love" on HBO.

So Judd Nelson says I need to stand between him and director/writer Adam Rifkin for this picture. I mention something about the relevance of boobs, and he says something to the effect of "lay 'em on me." And I do. So again, another unfortunate picture of me with my rack sticking out. Think of "The Breakfast Club." Think of turkey pot pies and diamond earrings and Molly Ringwald. There you go... it's just that easy.

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Didja miss me? I've been busy!!!

Hi!! Ok, I've been busy, but I know that's no excuse. So, over the next day or so I'll try and catch you up -- it's been awesome!! First up, pics from this weekend's Fangoria Weekend of Horrors. So much fun!!

Lin Shaye and I with "Dead Body Guy" Chuck Lamb

Me with "Devil's Rejects" star Bill Moseley

Chris with Adrienne Barbeau

Hooooeeeey!! "Abominable" and "CSI:Miami" star Rex Linn!!

More Fango!!

Tim & Bill Moseley

Lin Shaye, Rusty Nails, Tim Sullivan & I

Diamond Dallas Page signing for fans at our table

Me geeking out with "Hills Have Eyes" and "Charmed" star Michael Bailey Smith - it's Belthazor, people!!!!

Oh yeah.. more!!

Christa Campbell, my buddy Chris, me, Lin Shaye and Tim Sullivan

Damn!!! It's Frank Darabont!!!

The lovely ladies of "2001 Maniacs"

Tiffany Shepis and I

Me with "The Candyman" himself, Tony Todd

and more!!

New "2001 MANIACS" t-shirts from Rotten Cotten -- order one HERE today!!

Reggie Bannister, the "Tall Man" himself Angus Scrimm, me, Tim and Tony Todd hangin in the parking lot after Fango... yup, you heard me. Ya jealous yet? Oh yeah you are. Admit it.

Jack, Mascot of Horror, eyeing DDP's beer...

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MySpace can't deal.

This is my friend Bert at his old job. He's the guy looking bored. He is bored. Even porn can be boring...