Well helllloooo there!

Hello my disco children!! I have left you foundering in the wilderness for far too long, and for that I am truly desperately sorry and whatnot. You know, there's only so much I can type with one hand (the other being busy shoving a bottle in the wee one's greedy little mouth), but tonight the little guy has conveniently passed out, and if I balance him juuuust right... yup, through the beauty of my wireless keyboard, I am bidextrous once again. I'm quite certain that's the proper usage of the word. If it's not, please don't bust my bubble of linguistic superiority just yet. I'm still diggin on it.

Sadly, no fabulous celeb sightings to report... How can I possibly top Scarface at the Target, anyhow? No, this time 'round I have pics for you. In fact, I've got a boatload of pics to shove down your holiday holes. Stand back, kiddies!! (these are pretty old pics lost in the vast wasteland of my old computer -- since revived by the snazzy Dell before me).

Namaste....