Wendy's Excellent Canadian Adventure

Do I see Lakers and other sports stars? Yes, I do. Do I know their names so you can get all excited? No, I do not.

So, to quench your thirst for celebrity today, I will recount all the fine folks I saw & used to see a lot in Atlanta: Chili, T-Boz and Lisa Lopez from TLC, Usher, Toni Braxton, Jermaine Dupree (didn't actually ever see Janet - sorry), Michael Jordan, Michael Vick, any number of Braves and Falcons, Charles Barkley (a regular in my bar), Cuba Gooding, Jr., Hillary Duff, Emmanuel Lewis, Elton John (and most of his staff, including my friend Paul - his hairstylist who quit when a "wig master" was finally required), Paul Stanley from KISS, the Prime Minister of Ireland, Big Boi and Andre from OutKast, BowWow (when he was still "Lil"), Jimmy Carter, Jane Fonda (who literally ran into me at a bookstore while waiting to meet Tom Wolfe), Dennis Rodman, Magic Johnson..... and I'm sure a bunch more I can't remember right now.

Feel better? I knew you would. :)